BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/ In the year 2167, intergalactic drug dealing ain't easy. From the dangerous uber-crackheads, to the electropimps and the whore-o-matic, DrugRing 2167 takes you on a voyage in the biggest red light district of the milky way. In the year 2167, intergalactic drug dealing ain't easy In the year 2167, Buster Walltrick, an earth drug ring commissioner, wishes to expand his experience by dealing in space. He joins Dwayne Duval on the startship NSS421 and visit a region of the milky way known as The Silvershine Zone, the galaxy's biggest red light district. en-us fakeuser@electricspeed.com fakeuser@electricspeed.com (BDO Radio) The Podcast RSS Shitty (No, really, the RSS Buddy sucks, i finished the file by hand) (c) 2006 BDO Radio yes BDO Radio - Drug Ring 2167 fakeuser@electricspeed.com http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 BDO Radio - Drug Ring 2167 Comedy drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:15:00 -0500 Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:15:00 -0500 BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Part 1 of 12 - The docks This story begins in a large spaceship docking service station in Vancouver, BC. Our main character, Buster Walltrick is about to join Captain Dwayne Duval who's interested in hiring Buster for his drug ring operation skills. For already three years, Buster has been a drug ring commisionner of the highest caliber. However, it had always bothered him that he'd never had a chance to try out his skills in space. (Episode remade for several technical reasons) BudWheizzah Fri, 02 Dec 2006 16:21:38 -0500 Comedy yes 00:30:00 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Part 2 of 12 - The Electropimps Back in the days of the beginning of the Silvershine Zone, as demand and supply of crack were sky rocketing and junkies were filling the zone, demand for prostitution began to rise. Very often, one who is addicted to an expensive substance like crack will need serious amounts of money. And the only service one can give to obtain such amounts, in most cases, is the use of their body BudWheizzah Sun, 29 Oct 2006 16:21:38 -0500 Comedy yes 00:30:00 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Part 3 of 12 - The key Five spaceships, one starship and a still to be seen cargo ship are at the scene where our last episode left off. Our crew is in deep shit, being pursued by a ship filled with angry Electropimps, who, as we now understand, are robotic pimps controlled by a faulty computer network damaged by Buster Walltrick, who urinated on the network's main computer BudWheizzah Sun, 29 Oct 2006 16:21:38 -0500 Comedy yes 00:30:00 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Part 4 of 12 - The arrest This quickly takes us to where the crew is now: In a pursuit with the fleet of the Supreme Pimp of the Falcor 6 planet, who is angry at Buster because he accidentally urinated on the supercomputer than ran Falcor 6's electropimps. The escape attempt is clearly growing to be a lost cause, but the crew has not given up on Buster yet BudWheizzah Sun, 29 Oct 2006 16:21:38 -0500 Comedy yes 00:30:00 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Part 5 of 12 - Eaten away After the failed surprise attack attempt by Gino Lacoppa, our unrested crew is now trying to gather information about Gino's new business structure in order to anticipate any future manouever that could be executed to assasinate Dwayne and Buster. As time goes forward, each and every single task is growing more and more difficult BudWheizzah Sun, 29 Oct 2006 16:21:38 -0500 Comedy yes 00:30:00 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Part 6 of 12 - The right pipe An expedition to the Falcor 6 system by one of our reporters unveiled the frightening truth... The Falcor system's seven planets' surfaces, along with anything on them, solid, metal, stone, wood, water or alive have been eaten clean away. BudWheizzah Sun, 29 Oct 2006 16:21:38 -0500 Comedy yes 00:30:00 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Part 7 of 12 - The Aftermath Former captain Samson Hailey, in a long voyage filled with crack cocaine binges, foud an ancient mystical key that, when used, would activate a secret system to wipe out the Silvershine Zone. He then accidentally accepted to use this key and the old, dormant machines were activated. A planet deep in the Silvershize Zone, built to look like a natural world, but made to contain millions of dangerous mechanical space pirhanas and keep them dormant and recharged until time comes for release, unfolded like a blooming flower, killing everyone on the surface, and released its tenants; The pirhanas ravaged everything... Or almost everything... BudWheizzah Sat, 19 May 2007 16:22:38 -0500 Comedy yes 00:30:00 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Part 8 of 12 - Grounded The Ciarian authorities have just learnt that one of their idols was fired by the NSS421's captain, and they are not happy. Presently, four of their ships are lowering in on the ground of the planet Bakkiton Outtra 4, where Dwayne and his starship are still grounded, having just closed a mescaline deal. Two unknown lifeforms have penetrated the NSS421 and the four Ciarian police ships have opened fire, attempting to stop Dwayne's starship from going anywhere. BudWheizzah Thu, 31 May 2007 22:00:00 -0500 Comedy yes 00:30:00 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Part 9 of 12 - Hailey Twenty trillion dollars. It was beyond what Captain Dwayne Duval could even believe. Captain Hurley, of the Ciara Millitary Police Fleet, was sent by his people to make the offer to Dwayne Duval. But before any of this went ahead, Dwayne was going to require one hell of an explanation: Why in the universe would a millitary unit that only hours ago, was plotting to attack his area because of its drug traffic and bad influences suddenly change their minds and fund the construction of crack-cocaine factories? Why so much money? And such sudden dedication? BudWheizzah Wed, 04 Jul 2007 00:15:00 -0500 Comedy yes 00:30:00 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Part 10 of 12 - Shockwave The crew then fell at hands with the effects of a recurring anomaly - the starship NSS421 has now been hit by several spacial distortion shockwaves in only a matter of half an hour. Each time, someone in the crew, or some part of the ship is either damaged, altered, switched or even completly moved. At their last encounter with one of the mysterious shockwaves, the crew suddenly found themselves with their sexes inverted. Dwayne, Buster, Eddie, Sven, Rajid, Hailey and Abdullah all must cope with their new, free and unexpected sex changes. BudWheizzah Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:15:00 -0500 Comedy yes 00:30:00 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Part 11 of 12 - The lone system Meanwhile, back in the Silvershine Zone, the mess was growing worse. The shockwave-like time rifts were causing damage and casualities, taking down giant starships and cargo craft. Hundreds of vessels had been damaged, the crews suffering from random DNA modifications and specialists were scratching their heads. PimpOTronik, whose best interest was for the Silvershine Zone to remain healthy for business to pursue as ususal, began funding quantum physics specialists to understand the phenomenon they were experiencing and find a way to control it, or ultimately, stop it on the whole. In three days, no one had seen nor heard of the famous drug ring flagship. BudWheizzah Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:15:00 -0500 Comedy yes 00:30:00 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Part 12 of 12 - Home Lost in an unknown space, Duval and the NSS421 crew try to find a way back home, first by attempting to tame an overly defensive gun-bearing crackhead. Meanwhile, back in normal space, the Cirarian officials are getting suspicious of Dwayne Duval's dissapearance and believe foul play may be involved. The Falcorian survivors, also doubtful of the reason for the NSS421's dissapearance, are preparing to reclaim their home planetary system by force. BudWheizzah Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:00:00 -0500 Comedy yes 01:00:00 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 Hailey, the infamous first officer of the NSS421 in Drug Ring 2167, was not always an idiotic crackhead. After many years of dedicated service, Captain Hailey was assigned to the starship Horizon, a ship who's mission was to visit and explore one of the darkest places in the Galaxy: The Silvershine Zone. BudWheizzah Wed, 31 Jan 2007 16:21:38 -0500 Comedy yes 00:06:26 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/ BDO Radio http://www.bdoradio.com/dr2167 A vessel of Electropimps approaches the starship Horizon A vessel of Electropimps pick up a distress signal sent by the starship Horizon. While they cannot offer help, they intend on offering the Horizon's crew some of their services... BudWheizzah Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:21:38 -0500 Comedy yes 00:10:02 drug ring 2167, radio play, comedy, space, crack, red light, prostitutes, pimps, starship, drugs, drug dealing, drug ring, marijuana, cocaine, speed http://www.bdoradio.com/